LOL with Fine Whine paper goods…win a set of cocktail napkins!
September 18, 2008 by Haidee
I recently came across the most delightful little cocktail napkins with what looked like traditional monograms, but upon second glance, turned out to be outrageous acronyms representing some oh-too-true statements.
DIET: Did I eat that? PMS: Peculiar Mental State RICH: Relax, It’s Cocktail Hour!
and my favorite…
SLUTS: Southern Ladies Under Tremendous Stress
I picked up a couple sets of these Fine Whines napkins and post-its from Quince, one of Charlottesville’s hip home decor stores, and I got to thinking…what Cville-related acronyms could we come up with?
ARCHS: Appetizing Refreshments Cause Hip Swelling
HOOS: Heaps Of Orange Sundresses
SCARPA: Sweet Creditcard, Am Requiring Perfect Accessories!
I’d love to hear your ideas! Comment below with your own Cville acronyms. They can be anything related to Charlottesville, just turn it into something clever! The CvilleStyle team will pick our favorite one to win a set of S.L.U.T.S. cocktail napkins, complete with adorable wrought iron holder. Perfect for Fall whining & dining!
Ok. . .so I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Fine Whine products! I stumbled upon them at the Junior League of Jackson’s Mistletoe Marketplace (Jackson, Mississippi) several years back and have been a fan ever since! My favorite products are the wine labels. I bought a bunch of the S.L.U.T.S (southern ladies up to something) labels and have stuck them over a cheapo bottle of Shiraz or something and given them to friends as little Happy’s. The little gifts get a laugh EVERY time!!!!
BAGBYS: Bring A Grin, Bite Your Sandwich
; )
okay, i know this is a little taboo-ish, but what about
ESCAFE: every saturday, cruise amorous fellows easily
CORNER: Couple of rounds, never ending ralphing
NOVEL: Never Ordinary, Very Exciting Luxuries
SCARPA: Super Cool And Ritzy Ped Attire
TRAMP: Tripped, Ruined Ankles: Mall Pedestrians
Hahaha….I am loving these!! Thanks for submitting. Let’s see if any more roll in before choosing the winner!
Judy B - Jeans Utterly Defining Your Butt
Carters (Mountain Orchard) - Crisp Apples Ready to Eat - Ripe & Sweet
Little Johns - Love It , Too Too Late Eating. Just Over Hunger Now - Sweet!
Gus Burgers - Great, Undeniably Saturated Beef Under Round Goey Egg, Really Satisfying!
Barracks (Road) - Bargains And Respectable Retailers, Always Convenient, Key Shopping
The Lawn - The Historical Event Loved (by) All Wandering Naked
So I think SusanK gets the prize for cleverness, creativity and quantity. I and particularly tickled by the Gus Burgers acronym!
Thanks so much to everyone for contributing. All of them were great!